I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

(via freemeagan)



when u haven’t masturbated in ages and


damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(Source: telapathetic, via beccoa)


what do you mean you don’t know your wifi password?

me to someone who doesn’t know their wifi password (via zackisontumblr)

(via beccoa)